My First Post

Hey whats up? This is my first blog post in years. So NO CRAP, Im a little rusty. :) Okay I apologize ahead of time for typos, they will happen. So since this is my first post I've decided I am gonna just talk about ME and and... Yeah No. I won't. Because if I did talk about me, what would be the point of the little box that says "All about me"?

Oh since we got on the subject of me monsters, Don't you just hate when your at some event and all is going good until... That guy... who has been taking over the conversation, ever since the first grade walks into the room? and don't you hate when people gather around him, just to hear him go on and on about himself? Now because of your "Me Monster" friend, no one is talking to you!! Sucks?? YES

Don't you wish you could say something that will turn the tables and bring all the attention and conversation back to you? Well worry no more watch this video and you will know exactly what to say in a situation like that. Well yeah okay doesn't solve the problem completely.. Yeah just watch.

*I cant get the video on YouTube* So just click this link o watch. http://nitpiq.com/v/2975 But if you are lazy and don't want to click the link, and just want to see the major "Me monster" signs watch this.

Seeeeeeee REMEMBER, Beware the Me Monster.

I know, wow for the first part of my first post, I was wordy, and boring.... yeah okay this time Im gonna do it short and sweet.

FAT KIDS 

I Know its horrible but, I love watching fat kids... getting hurt or doing something funny. Shhhh. OKay which is more funny?

A: Fat Kid Dancing 

B: Fat Kid Singing

Okay fine I will stop picking on fat kids. No its not my conscience. Its just I will stop giving them a hard time. Because they are happy. Look at here, 3 best friends posing for a belly picture. They are happy. 

So I ask you, Does being a fatty mc butter pants really ruin your happiness? NO IT DOESNT. You can be fat but happy and have a great life all at the same time. If you are upset about it, just look at this picture and remember Bubba, Jake and Tony.

Is it me, or do I just feel like Im losing my audience? I will stop if you want, but its only because my head is fried and I cant think of anything right now. So for my first post in 4 years, how was it? Good?? ohhh bad okay. True, I did really do nothing but talk about fat people and me monsters.

Hmmmmm okay I got something.

IRELAND

Its Beautiful.. So Green. 

Oh so its wrong to dream about living in Ireland? Not only is it Green and Beautiful there, but they have the greatest food ever. The food there sticks to your ribs. Mmmmmmm. The greatest thing you could ever eat when you plan your trip to Ireland, its their 'Bangers and Mash'. Irish Sausage and Mashed potato's. Well here just look at this plate of heaven.

Mouth watering? 

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Thinking of Ireland and Bangers made me think of... NINJAS. andddd that reminded me of a homeless guy I met today on the side of the rode. He needed money for karate lessons because some ninjas killed his dad. yeah check it.

I know I felt bad for him so I gave him $20. 

Check this money out!!

Okay I will stop, sorry i got carried away, See my mind is so random, my apologies. Its 2:13 am, Im tired, my head is hurting. I need to sleep, but before I go. Here is a new scene I just rendered. Its the first render. So its not finished. What do you think? 10 points if you can tell me what it is. 

Goodnight I hope my first post was expectable. Dave I dedicate my first post to you. Night

OHHHHH for my next post. The topic, I will be discussing.. is...  zombies and their food pyramid.